There is going to be a brand new Dahmer series which is a thing that I never thought we would be excited for as a society but listen. They keep casting hot actors as Dahmer, so obviously I get excited about this. Do I think we should in any way, shape, or form celebrate serial killers? No, of course not. Do I want to climb Ross Lynch like a tree and make room in my bed at night for Evan Peters like he's some kind of sex fairy? YES BIG YES. So, here's the scoop, babes.
Ryan Murphy is doing a new series on the serial killer and he has once again pinned Evan Peters down. Evan, who used to be a Murphy boy throughout the American Horror Story series, quit working on the show that launched him into stardom. But he's back with Murphy to sink his teeth into the troubled, closeted Wisconsonite who did some truly terrible things. Evan will star in Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story alongside Niecy Nash and Richard Jenkins will play his father. Hot cast so far!
This news comes only a few years after Ross Lynch starred in the gripping drama My Friend Dahmer which was about Jeffrey Dahmer in high school. Ross was HOT in that movie and showed his ass in a sexy scene at the doctor's office. So this makes me wonder...who will be the hotter Dahmer?
Both of these guys are hot. Both of them have shown their buns. Which one will have us feeling so-wrong-it-must-be-right as we watch the story of an awful serial killer? I can't wait to find out! In the meantime, remember this Ross Lynch scene and drool:
