The seventh and final episode of the second season of the HBO Max anthology series The White Lotus wrapped last night, leaving us with many questions. Namely - which if the four sexy main actors is the hottest? Just chat up any of your fellow White Lotus lovers and you'll find that people are pretty evenly split on Ethan (Will Sharpe), Cameron (Theo James), Albie (Adam DiMarco), Niccoló (Stefano Gianino), and Jack (Leo Woodall).
The guy you choose defines not just your taste in men, but who you are as a person. No biggie. Do you want to be dotted on by a sensitive college student? Thrown around by an Essex lad who has sex with a man he claims to be his uncle? Murdered by a Sicilian hooker in a dingy? These men couldn't be more different, so really take your time when choosing. Your life could depend on it!
Water cooler talk this week will undoubtedly be dominated by the explosive final episode, so brush up on the men of The White Lotus now so you aren't caught with your pants down! Speaking of. What makes deciding between Cameron, Ethan, Albie, Niccoló, and Jack so difficult is that each man brought incredible nudity this season.
Niccoló (Stefano Gianino) showed his penis in episode five during a sex scene with Jennifer Coolidge
Albie (Adam DiMarco) teased his body in multiple episodes before finally showing his butt during sex with a hustler
Ethan (Will Sharpe) was caught masturbating in episode two. He proceeded to show his pubes in the shower!
Cameron (Theo James) went viral in the very first episode by showing his enlarged prosthetic penis and butt.
And Jack (Leo Woodall)... well he went nude twice in episode five, including while having gay sex with his "uncle"
Check out the full The White Lotus nude scenes and then let us know which stud is your muffin by tweeting us @MrMan!
Still not decided? Take a little extra time to yourself by checking out pics from these scenes in the gallery below.
