We're crunching the numbers, and something about the world's sexiest math teacher Pietro Boselli just doesn't add up. How can he be SO gorgeous and SO sweet and SO charming? The man just seems too good to be true, and adding to his too-good-to-be-true-ness is this brand new sexy photo for GQ Italy. Like, dayum.

Pietro mirrors Michelangelo's famous David statue for the cover of the magazine's latest issue, giving us a Who'd You Rather for the ages. Both Pietro and David are looking so sculpted as they flaunt their bulging muscles. However Pietro flaunts his awesome happy trail, and has big hot nipples, and is a real person, so he beats out David on this one. Plus David is 516 years old. Like, thank u next. 

Thanks to his very active Instagram presence we have no shortage of shirtless and even nude pics from Pietro Boselli, however there's something about seeing him as the larger than life Statue of David that's really doing it for me on this random Thursday. He's a true work of art!

 
 
 
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