His first name ends in O, his last name ends in O, and if you're lucky enough to end up in bed with Alvaro Orlando your fun time will end in a big O! Alvaro is a Cubano from Miami, Florida who has declared that he's not going to let Andy Garcia be the only famous Latino to graduate from his high school.Alvaro's start in showbiz was a weird one. He caused a huge stir when he went by the name Kosmo, and won the first season of Vh1's what nerd can best learn to land women reality show The Pickup Artist. After all the peacocking and bed rocking was done, people found out who Alvaro really was and were mad he was an actor, not that it was unfair how easy it would be for him to pick up chicks. Sticking with acting, for whatever reason, Alvaro seemed to specialize in late 2000's gangsta dramas like Drive-By Chronicles: Sidewayz (2009), Street Playerz (2009) and Confessions of a Gangster (2010). While he popped up in episodes of 90210, Lie to Me and The Hard Times of RJ Berger, Orlando made our crotches the happiest place on earth when he went full frontal in Eating Out: The Open Weekend (2012). At one point, Alvaro is hiding behind a bed, but pops out to show us and a pair of ready to go ladies his colossal cock. It ends up he only flirts with women, since when he turns around and we check out his ass, he's also got a tail that he's ashamed of. There's nothing to be ashamed of, Alvaro, we're still happy to pet ourselves to your phenomenal abdominals and tight ass! An amateur boxer in his youth, Alvaro moved on to both write and star in the Danny Trejo sweet science drama Counterpunch (2019), then crafted a documentary teaching men how to deal with breakups called It's Complicated (2022). Alvaro, Kosmo, whatever you want to be called, it's not complicated why we're so obsessed with you, Mr. Orlando! Whenever you're on screen, we give ourselves the big right hand-o!
