Buzz Nude

Have you heard the buzz about Buzz? Buzz goes by one name and one name only, like a sexy, strapping, male version of Cher. This is one Cher that we don't want to share. Buzz bursted into our lives when his bootylicious butt bounced around in a little leather jock strap on Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce. The episode is titles "Let Her Eat Cake", but we'd rather cover Buzz in frosting. Later on we see Buzz stripping in a cowboy hat. Giddyup! Buzz makes a sexy cowboy, and this isn't Toy Story (1995) but we'd love to see Buzz's woody. If Buzz were a bee we'd love to get stung by his stinger. If Buzz were a beer we'd love to get buzzed on Buzz. If we were the fuzz we'd bust Buzz just cuz we wanted to frisk him. If Buzz came by our apartment we'd buzz him on up (and then we'd go down). We'd never ask Buzz to buzz off, though we might like to see him get off. If buzz were a buzzword he'd be 'Sexyliscous'. If Buzz were a buzzard we'd happily be his prey. We'll watch anything that Buzz does.