God's Petting You (2022)

The British black comedy God's Petting You (2022) follows a pair of inherently doomed star-crossed lovers in heroin addict Charlie (George Webster) and a mysterious sex addict known only as Tattoo Girl (Skye Lourie). After a chance meeting at an addiction support group, the pair fall into a whirlwind romance before hatching the plan sure to spell their doom. Tattoo Girl's abusive boyfriend Jimmy (Benedict Garrett) is also a well-off porn star, so they acquire a gun from a man known only as The American (Sleeping with the Enemy's Patrick Bergin) and set out to get revenge and get rich. Real life porn star Benedict Garrett lends the film some much needed verisimilitude, having no problem showing off every inch of his naked body, including a butthole shot during his naked workout routine! Spoiler alert: He also gets his dick shot off with that gun, which is a pretty gnarly special effect! God may be petting you, but you'll also be petting yourself!