I Dream of Jeannie (1965)

Sometimes you rub a genie lamp and out pops a giant blue Robin Williams frantically doing William F. Buckley impressions and other annoying stuff, and sometimes you rub a genie lamp and out pops a bikini clad hottie lusting after your cock and calling you "Master." It's just the luck of the draw. One of the most iconic television shows of the 1960's, I Dream of Jeannie was all about the latter, as itfollowed the sexy astronaut Major Anthony Nelson (Larry Hagman) who finds himself with a 2000-year-old magic djinn begging him to put it in! If this lamp's a rockin! Our fine ass astronaut crash landed on an abandoned island and found a lamp. Rubbing it, he becomes the master of Jeannie (Barbara Eden), who falls in love with him and follows him home to live as his domestic servant in 1960's suburbia. Of course, for five seasons there were all sorts of sitcom hijinks involving the Major and the vamp in the lamp, like when Jeannie accidentally sends them back in time to the Napoleonic era, when her lamp home ends up locked in a safe on a ship bound for space, or when her evil, brunette twin sister came along to cause chaos. Does this sound a bit like Bewitched? Well, this one had something that show didn't: a major hottie playing Major Anthony Nelson! Truly irreplaceable in a way that Darren wasn't, we wish there was nudity, but at least Larry keeps the dream of the 1960’s alive by hiking up his sexy trunks over his sexy slim frame in season 1, episode 11! Those abs will have you rubbing one out! Good luck remaining master of your domain watching I Dream of Jeannie!