A true "comic's comic" for years, Louis C.K. is a six time Emmy winner, a three time Peabody winner, and Rolling Stone Magazine's fourth best stand up comedian of all time. Yeah, he's that good. Louis spent is childhood in Mexico but moved to Boston as a kid, where he started doing stand up. After finding some success, he moved to New York and started landing gigs on shows like Star Search. While still doing standup, most of Louis' early career was spent as a staff writer for shows like Late Night with Conan O'Brien, The Dana Carvey Show and The Chris Rock Show. You might not know he wrote Pootie Tang (2001), Down to Earth (2001) and I Think I Love My Wife (2007), but you probably remember his HBO sitcom Lucky Louie. Yes, the redheaded, goatee-sporting stand up made the successful transition from the comedy club to television with his sad sack mechanic sitcom. We were really lucky when it came to seeing Louis sans clothes, since at one point he hops out of bed naked and we get a look at Louis' long dong. We'd crank that tool a few times! He had a run as police officer Dave Sanderson on Parks and Recreation, then played FBI agent Stoddard Thorsen in American Hustle (2013) and Al in Woody Allen's Blue Jasmine (2013). While Louie's first TV show didn't last long, in 2010 FX launched Louie, which fared much better. More autobiographical in nature, Louie had us feeling spewy after seeing him strip down for some sexy bath tub time just after expressing some insecurities about his body. There's a bit of butt and balls from behind, though the series also showed us him bulging out of some boxer briefs and a strange dream sequence where he has to perform comedy naked, but his dick has disappeared. Weird. watching it made ours way bigger. We saw the stand up we want to lie down with in his undies on Horace and Pete as well, but when around 2017 Louis got hit with a bunch of allegations about exposing himself to female comedians Louis' career was halted in its tracks. It looked like he could be cancelled for good, but Louis returned to stand up and even garnered a Grammy nomination for his new special, though he did also appear in three episodes of La meilleure version de moi-meme, since it was created by his girlfriend Blanche Gardin. Honestly, we're not sure what the future holds for this fallen funny man. If he wants to flash for a very eager audience, consider this express written permission: Louis, let us see that di-C.K!