Lumberjack Man (2015)

What do you get when you mixed a maple-syrup-drowned demon logger with a church camp showcasing the tagline "Fun Under the Son"? A murder spree, a montage of boobs, and a bunch of sexy, shirtless guys trying not to get axed and spread all over pancakes, naturally. When a bunch of camp counselors arrive at a devout Christian camp to prepare for the legions of little kids that will soon invade, they're surprised to find a behemoth lumberjack hell bent on killing sinners while he drags around a wheelbarrow full of pancakes. (Yes, really.) It borders on softcore in terms of naked women, but we sadly only get to see Alex Dobrenko and Chase Joliet shirtless during the slaughter. Still, it's something.