The Best Film and TV Nudity of 2015

Best Butt
Hugh Jackman

Hugh Jackman knows the quickest way to improve a comic book movie is to bare his butt, something he has managed to do in two of the three X-Men films and in the 2013 mutant spin-off The Wolverine. In X-Men: Days of Future Past, the hunky Aussie proves that with a great body comes an even greater ass.

Best Frontal Nudity
Shia LaBeouf

Shia LaBeouf has transformed his career. He’s transitioned from green screen heavy blockbusters to thought provoking indie dramas. Gone are the days of Shia being caught in a never-ending battle between opposing factions of alien robots. Shia solidified this transformation by baring and stroking his schlong in a hump-tastic scene of awkward sex in Nymphomaniac: Vol. I. Way to pump up the volume, Shia!

Best Picture
Stranger by the Lake

Leave it to the French to make a murder mystery flick that has equal amounts of drama and outstanding male nudity. Set on a beautiful beach in the South of France, Stranger by the Lake is a tension-laden drama that provides more full frontal than one person can handle. Thankfully, Pierre Deladonchamps, Christophe Paou, and some generous body doubles cut through the tension with their erection-baring foreplay of the soixante-neuf kind, combined with a beach blanket pounding. There’s nothing strange about this film.

Best TV Show
Looking

You’re going to need a scorecard to keep track of all the hunks on the HBO dramedy Looking. The San Francisco-based series follows a group of friends meandering about the city, hooking up and having fun. You’ll be doing more than just looking when you see Brit babe Russell Tovey flaunting his ass while introducing Jonathan Groff to the joys of bottoming.

Best Debut Penis in a Mainstream Movie
Ben Affleck

The mainstream just got hotter thanks to Ben Affleck and his penis-flashing debut. In the award-winning psychological thriller Gone Girl, the Oscar-winning A-list actor hits the shower and innocuously reveals his flaccid and lengthy rod. Looks like Chuckie Sullivan is packin’ the heat.

Best Gay Scene
Mark Ruffalo and Matt Bomer

The fact that the handsome Matt Bomer is openly gay in real life only improves this steamy scene in the emotional HBO drama The Normal Heart. But it is Mark Ruffalo that takes control of the moment, topping Matt as they make their way to a moaning climax. The post-poke pillow talk eases this scene from steamy to dreamy.

Best Gay Kiss
Josh Hartnett and Reeve Carney

Kissing is an intimate moment of passion and vulnerability. There is an art to it. Josh Hartnett and Reeve Carney prove that they’ve mastered the art in an aggressively passionate moment of lip locking on the dark Showtime series Penny Dreadful.

Hottest Vampire Dream Sequence
Ryan Kwanten and Alexander Skarskård

Sometimes dreams actually come true. Obsessive viewers of HBO’s True Blood were treated to a dreamy sequence of rough, shirtless foreplay between hunks Ryan Kwanten and Alexander Skarskård. Though we never get to see the two consummate their love on screen, they’re sure to do it over and over in your mind.

Best New Cummer (Best Twink)
Artem Scherberkov

The path from the modeling runway to getting completely nude in a black and white short film is paved with hunks and twinks alike. Belarus-born babe Artem Shcherbakov proved this notion by taking a break from the runway to jerk off on camera in the artsy short Sun in My Mouth. Who needs the sun when we’ve got Artem!

Best Fetish Scene
Interior. Leather Bar.

Three is definitely not a crowd when it comes to fetish-filled scenes. The James Franco co-directed flick Interior. Leather Bar. raises the bar when it comes sexual exploration on the silver screen. Brenden Gregory and Brad Roberge suck, stroke, and penetrate their way through the scene, all under the voyeuristic eye of leather master Christian Patrick. Chains? Check. Leather-clad voyeur? Check. Oral and anal sex? Double check!

Best Streaking
Gabriel Luna

Some may view streaking as an adolescent prank, but Mr. Man sees it as an art form. The slender stud Gabriel Luna definitely takes streaking to a whole new level, as he sprints through the halls of a fancy hotel wearing only a scarf, in the soccer-themed spy series Matador. We love Gabriel’s enthusiasm, we only wish he would’ve lost the scarf.

Best Skinnydip
Daniel Radcliffe

A full moon can make people act strangely. Such is the case with Mr. Harry Potter aka Daniel Radcliff in the romantic comedy What If. While on the moonlit beach with his babe, Daniel doffs his clothes to go for a skinny dip, revealing his rump and sack in the process. Great scene, but Mr. Man can’t help but ask himself: What if Daniel showed more?

Best Foreign Film
I Am Happiness On Earth

When some people hear the term “foreign film”, they immediately zone out and conjure up an image of a movie that goes nowhere quickly. I Am Happiness on Earth dispels that bromide, thanks to the fully nude scenes of love, sex, and singing from the hunks Hugo Catalán, Alan Ramírez, Gabino Rodríguez, and Emilio von Sternerfels. This may be a foreign film, but cock is a universally understood language.

Best Documentary
I'm a Porn Star

Have you ever wondered what it’s like to be a porn star? No? Okay, you’re lying. I’m a Porn Star gives us a revealing, in-depth look at what it takes to be successful in the world of gay porn. Apparently it mostly takes a big dick and a willingness to perform on camera. Thanks to A-list porn stars like Johnny Rapid, Colby Jansen, Bobby Clark, and Rocco Reed showcasing their skills, you can see if you measure up. If not, just enjoy the triple X show!

Best Nude With a Gun
Orlando Bloom

Orlando Bloom is packing some heat in the crime thriller Zulu. Well, we don’t get to see the Pirates of the Caribbean star’s fleshy gun, but we do get an eyeful of his buttocks as he gets locked and loaded looking for an intruder in his abode. Who needs a gun when you can just kill ‘em with hindness.

Best Nude on a Conveyor Belt
Benjamin Brook

Leave it to the campy horror flick American Burger to serve up some nakedness on a conveyor belt, thanks to the butt-flaunting fun from Brit babe Benjamin Brook. Well done, guys. Well done.

Best Nude While Doing Pushups
Theo Rossi

Theo Rossi proves the best way to work on your fitness is in the buff. The Sons of Anarchy star shows off his buns of Anarchy (and steel), as he does some testosterone-infused pushups in the buff. Drop and give us fifty more, Theo!

Child Star Grown Up
Neil Patrick Harris

Neil Patrick Harris, or NPH as he’s known to the cool crowd, has escaped from the evil clutches of childhood stardom and grown up to become quite a man, as evidenced by his cheek-baring, cock-teasing scene in the psychological drama Gone Girl and his butt-tastic performance in American Horror Story. Mr. Man would like to cop a feel of Neil!

Best POV Scene
Tanner Cohen and Matthew Camp

Matthew Camp and Tanner Cohen know that POV is the way to be when you’re filming a sex scene. While Tanner shows butt and sack, Matthew goes a step further by showing everything as his boy toy delivers a deep dickin’, all of which is captured by a smart phone camera.

Best Nude Handstand
Jason Segel

The Freaks and Geeks star teams up with Cameron Diaz to get in touch with his kinky side in Sex Tape. Okay, there’s no wrong way to make the titular feature, but Jason certainly thinks outside of the box when he takes the time to do a butt-flaunting headstand. Finally, the Cloud has a silver lining.

Best Blu-ray Re-release
Mysterious Skin

Based on the Scott Heim novel of the same name, the critically acclaimed Mysterious Skin marks Joseph-Gordon Levitt’s nude debut, where the childhood star grows up and shows all, portraying a hustler. It’s no mystery that JGL has a hot body, especially after seeing every inch of it in scenes of sex and violence. The only thing mysterious about the film is why it took so long to get re-released on Blu-ray.

Bedazzled Babymaker
Joshua Earl Brennand

The bawdy comedy American Virgins takes the peen flashing and pubic adornment to a whole new level when bearded babe Joshua Earl Brennand opens his robe to reveal partial peen and a jewel-encrusted pubic mound. Shiny!

Best Pool Party
Andrew Rannells

It's not a real pool party until the clothes come off. This is a motto that Andrew Rannells and his buddies subscribe to when they want to create a splash at the community pool.

Best Outdoor Nudity
Jude Law

A-list babe Jude Law packed on thirty pounds to portray the mustachioed, mutton-chopped eponymous character in the crime drama Dom Hemingway. Looks like the extra weight settle in all the right spots, because Jude looks good in the nude!

Best Shaved Pube Art
Adam DeVine

We've all gotten creative with the shaver in the shower, so you’ll get no judgments from Mr. Man. Adam DeVine turns pube sculpting into art form, evidenced by his flame-pattern patch on the Comedy Central series Workaholics. That’s what we call packing some heat!

Purity Ring: Shattered
Nick Jonas

Nick Jonas went from performing with the pure-as-the-driven snow pop band to banging chicks, showing his butt, and receiving oral from a dude in the gritty drama Kingdom. Looks like that purity ring doesn't fit anymore.

Best Underwear
Finn Wittrock

Finn Wittrock channels his inner Patrick Bateman as he works up a sweat in his tighty whities, showing off his oiled up bod. Finn will make you sin!

Lifetime Achievement
Ewan McGregor

Scottish sex symbol Ewan McGregor seems to be perpetually nude whenever he’s on camera. From his penis-flaunting nude debut during a sweaty sex scene in the heroin-heavy drama Trainspotting to his butthole-exposing, peen-shaking performance in the audacious Velvet Goldmine, Ewan has shown his penis in eight films, forever raising the bawdy bar for other actors to attempt to reach. For his generous contributions to the world of movie nudity, Mr. Man honors Ewan McGregor as the first ever recipient of the Lifetime Achievement Award!