Joe Jonas and his wife of four years, Sophie Turner, have officially split, meaning that Joe Jonas is single as a Pringle and ready to mingle. Depending on your sexuality, you either think that Nick Jonas or Joe Jonas is the superior Jonas Brother, but we have a feeling that after seeing Joe Jonas' penis outline, the vast majority of you will fall into the Joe Jonas category. Yes, this is conversion therapy!
You might not have realized that both Nick Jonas and Joe Jonas have shown us their bulges on camera. One can tell by their swagger and overall big-dicked demeanor that both of these boys are packing something impressive between their thighs. Thick Coke can cocks and sacs the size of nectarines. It goes without saying. But we actually have proof of what Nick Jonas and Joe Jonas are packing, and today we're going to have a good ol' fashion Jonas brother bulge off! Because how else did you think we would commemorate his divorce? With all due. With all due.
Joe first flashed his bulge in his 2016 music video for Body Moves. And what's truly miraculous is that we can see his bulge through his jeans! That takes one determined dick.
Of course the Joe Jonas bulge shot that had us wanting to be gagged - I mean had us gagged! - can be found in the music video for the Jonas Brother's song What A Man Gotta Do. What do a man gotta do? He gotta show off his visible penis line in tighty whities in front of a room full of people. Joe Jonas has a big dick, and this is the proof.
But what about Nick? As with Joe, we've been blessed with two good looks at Nick Jonas' bulge. The first can be found in the second episode of Ryan Murphy's series Scream Queens. Nick is found with his bulge out and proud while surrounded by candles. All eyes are on the prominent horizontal bar. What's going on down there!
The second Nick Jonas bulge shot can be found in season three of the nature reality series Running Wild with Bear Grylls. The cunning Bear Grylls somehow manages to get Nick Jonas out of his pants (give us your tips! Just kidding) and the two ford a river in their matching black boxer briefs. Keep in mind that Nick is probably cold here. Shrinkage is real and we are not going to shame it.
So which bulge is your bulge mate? I'll take two at once please! I mean... have a good weekend everyone!
