Porca vacca (1982)

Hop into the way back machine for this 1982 period piece out of the boot, Porca vacca.  We are dropped into the middle of Italy during The Great War aka World War One, and we find ourselves rooting for a lovably boob and popular stage performer Primo Baffo detto Barbasini (Renato Pozzetto), who is basically trying to Corporal Klinger his way out of the Italian army by acting like he doesn't belong in the army.  He's wearing dresses, pretending to be crazy, faking injuries, and overall trying to do anything in his power to get booted out of the army and avoiding the trenches of 1917 Europe!  We don't blame him!  Well none of that works because the army needs every body in a uniform to try and win this war, so Primo Baffo is on the next train to the front.  Along the way, he meets a bevy of beautiful Italian ladies, falling in love a few of them along the way, leading to him wanting out of the army even more.  He also meets up with a couple of lady farmers who scam him out of all his worldly possessions, so needless to say, this army thing isn't working out great.  The only thing that seems to be working out just dandy in this 1980s Italian dramedy is the early part of the flick when Primo Baffo enters the draft office in a dress, only to be met with what could arguably be the most amount of uncircumcised peen two eyes could ever see in one take, as he comes in singing to at least 30 Italian hotties waiting in line for their physicals and it is truly a sight to behold.  We know we'd be more than happy to assist with the head-turns and coughing part of the exam, Doctor!