Rocky III (1982)

It’s been five years since Rocky Balboa (Sylvester Stallone) defeated Apollo Creed (Carl Weathers) and became the heavyweight champion of the world. The champ continues to tenderize chumps in the ring, which only helps to solidify his wealth and fame. But Rocky III (1982) presents the Italian Stallion with his greatest challenge ever—Clubber Lang (Mr. T), a loud-mouthed, mohawk-wearing brick wall. When Clubber accuses Rocky of cherry picking his opponents, he challenges the champ to a title fight. Against the advice of his doubting manager Mickey (Burgess Meredith), Rocky accepts the furious fighter’s offer. Severely outmatched and distracted by Mickey’s ill health, Rocky gets rocked and loses the title. Bad goes to worse when Mick dies, leaving the beaten boxer without his corner man. Determined to avenge his stunning defeat, the ex-champ enlists the help of Apollo to train him for a rematch. Through all the tears and frustration, Rocky regains his title, the crowd goes wild, and his makeshift manager asks for a rematch, guaranteeing us another installment of the boxing franchise. As usual, there’s no nudity in these flicks, but Sylvester, Mr. T, and Hulk Hogan heat up the screen with their amazing bodies. Muscles and sweat are the perfect combination for a moment of masturbation.