Slaughter (1972)

Slaughter (1972) is the last name of a former Green Beret and Vietnam vet who is out to avenge the unexpected murder of his parents. After a car bomb dessimates his family, Slaughter (former NFL fullback Jim Brown) finds out that his father was tied to the Mafia and sets out to kill the man responsible. While he does take out several gang members in the process, the main culprit escapes, and now Slaughter is left with several murder charges on his football-throwing hands. The government offers to drop them entirely if he'll head to Mexico to finish the gang off, and Slaughter obliges. When the drug kingpin offers him a sexy lady as a peace offering, Slaughter rips off his shirt and reveals his hard, athletic bod to do the no-pants dance with her almost immediately, making his revenge trip infinitely more complicated. Luckily, Slaughter is able to avenge his family, clear his name, and get laid. What more could a man ask for?