Spy (2015)

With Jude Law and Jason Statham in the cast, it’s no mystery that we enjoyed the espionage romp Spy (2015), not to be confused with the small screen dramas London Spy (2015) featuring Ben Whishaw and The Spy (2019) starring Sacha Baron Cohen. Indeed, Paul Feig’s R-rated flick was a box office hit. Many movie goers flocked to the theater for the film’s action scenes. Others were intrigued by its plot: Susan Cooper (Melissa McCarthy) is a CIA agent who gets her first field assignment after her partner Bradley Fine (Law) is offed by arms dealer Rayna Boyanov (Rose Byrne). Critics complimented the film for its wit. In fact, Ms. McCarthy’s patented brand of self-deprecating, impeccably-timed, and slapstick-heavy humor earned her a People’s Choice Award for Favorite Comedic Movie Actress. She also nabbed a Golden Globe nomination as did the pic! Did we mention that many fans bought tickets to watch 50 Cent, Bobby Cannavale, Carlos Ponce, Michael McDonald, and Miranda Hart do their thing on the big screen? Mr. Man, on the other hand, watched the flick to witness the scene in which Susan shows dick pics of Nicola (Julian Miller) to a room full of people! As she fuddles with the screen display, we get a slideshow of close-up shots of his big, thick cock! Of course, the twist of this movie is that the peen is prosthetic. But whether it’s real or faux, it’s still arousing. In other words, I spy with my little eye a beautiful long schlong!