Our Staff Picks column is a new addition that takes you back to a time when video stores reigned supreme and the "Staff Picks" section was the place to find out what films were worthy of one's time. Of course, our version has a decidedly nude angle, as we suss out which films from a certain genre with great nudity. This week: Latino horror!
It's the final week of Latinx Heritage Month and we have landed right into Halloween territory, so it makes sense that I should revisit Latino Horror films and introduce us to even more caliente cock in Latino horror movies.
Terrified
The title of this 2018 Argentinian film is exactly how you will feel when you are done with the film: terrified. This is a terrifying film! Demian Rugna directed this flick that takes us to a Buenos Aires neighborhood that is rife with paranormal problems. One such issue is a weird haunt known as The Pale Man. The Pale Man is played by Bruno Giacobbe who shows us his pale ass in one found footage scene. If only he'd show his Giacob aka his Pale Man Penis!
Dead Man Tells His Own Tale
Just because you're dead doesn't mean you can't tell your own tale is the idea behind this fantastical horror film from South America. In this movie, Diego Gentile is obsessed with a Celtic goddess who hates men. He gets abducted by the goddesses who want to teach him a lesson: he's been a womanizer and he needs to pay for what he's done to other women. Will he learn his lesson or will he simply walk around nude in a morgue? You'll have to watch this nude scene to find out the answer to one of those questions.
A Monster with a Thousand Heads
This 2015 film delivers drama and chills in a thriller that features ass and cock from our leading men. The plot follows a woman who creatively takes things into her own hands when her husband's medical procedures are denied coverage by her insurance company. It is a modern-day horror movie! The men in the movie run around naked in the locker room for a while, giving us some sensual reprieve from the movie's tension.
Abrigo Rojo
This short thriller will thrill AND chill you. While it is not a straight-up horror, it does deliver tension and derriere. Mexican hunk Hugo Catalan plays a man who gets naked in bed...with another man's wife. When they are caught in the act, the jilted husband decides to enact his revenge. Bloody revenge ensues in this bloody, booty-filled, seven-minute short film.
The Untamed
This is one scary creature feature! This Mexican horror revolves around an alien creature whose presence drastically changes the lives and relationships of our main characters which include a deeply closeted young man played by Jesus Meza. He has sex with Eden Villavicencio in one scene that gives us a penis closeup and a closeup of an ass. We don't see penetration, but it feels like we see everything else. Their desire for each other just cannot be tamed!
