Taffin (1988)

Most are familiar with the 1988 action thriller Taffin thanks to the goofy Internet meme produced from Pierce Brosnan’s scream of “Then maybe you shouldn’t be living heeeeeeeeeeeeere!” For those of you less interested in the fads of the world wide web and more interested in plot, Brosnan stars as the titular tough guy bill collector/karate master who is tasked by the residents of the small town of Ballymore, to dispense of a group of developers attempting to build a chemical plant on the outskirts of town. But even though Taffin is a hard ass, it isn’t going to be easy job, because the devious dudes have a gang of heavies that refuse to back down. Before Taffin can defeat the toughies, he finds some time to bed a babe (Alison Doody) and show off his buff body in two scenes. Brosnan will turn you into tuggin’!