It’s L. Ron Hubbard Day and what better way to celebrate than with sexy pics of our fave nude followers of Xenu - or Xe-nudes, if you will! Here are five phenomenal stars with inner Thetans whose past lives have included some skin-tillating on screen skin!
Tom Cruise Nude in All The Right Moves
The church’s own earthly deity, this timeless heartthrob - who recently made it back to the top of the box office with the long awaited sequel to his 80s hit Top Gun - made his nude debut at the start of his career in the 1983 film where he plays a star football player making his move on Lea Thompson, who pulls down his pants for a quick flash of cock. Is that an E-meter is his jeans or is he just happy to see her?
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Giovanni Ribisi Nude in SubUrbia
We get even more full frontal from this noted Friends guest star and Scientologist when he drops his pants in the 1997 Richard Linklater comedy. Giovanni’s junk is out of this world!
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Patrick Swayze Nude in Road House
A practicer of many religions, the late dancer and actor no doubt dabbled in Scientology because of the commonalities between it and Buddhism, which he also followed. We only hope that if this handsome hottie was reincarnated, he was able to bring his super squeezable tush with him into the next life.
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John Travolta’s Bulge in Saturday Night Fever
Another big name in Scientology, John may not have gone completely naked but we do get to famously simple his bulge and cum gutters while wearing those tight black undies in this disco classic.
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Jason Beghe Nude in Monkey Shines
Word is the Chicago P.D. actually left the church in 2008 and has since had some less than kind words about the experience. We however, have nothing but nice things to say about the opening scene in this 1988 film where he exercises naked on the bedroom floor. We’d audit that ass any day!
