A Thousand Kisses Deep (2011)

Get out your notepad, because the plot to A Thousand Kisses Deep (2011) is as thick as we hope Dougray Scott’s cock is! Mia (Jodie Whittaker) witnesses a woman jump out of a window. Scattered around her dead body are torn pieces of a picture of Mia’s former lover. (Spoilers ahead) After some digging around Mia realizes that the woman was in fact her in the future, and that the heartbreak from her former boyfriend destroys her life. After some more miraculous time traveling and sleuthing Mia is able to relive being in her mother’s womb (it should be noted that this flick garnered generally negative reviews) and is able to see outside of her mother’s body to get a glimpse of her dad. Well guess what? Her dad is her boyfriend! She then shoots her father. Thankfully Dougray Scott bares his delicious ass in A Thousand Kisses Deep, keeping the flick as sexy as it is truly bizzare!