Today actor Daniel Craig and his penis have a reason to celebrate. Daniel Craig's cock turns 53, officially making this amazing DILF and full-on zaddy. He is older, wiser, and hotter than ever. We know that, of course, because we have been checking him out for years. The former James Bond has shown us exactly what kind of heat he's packing when we saw him take a gorgeous nude bath in Love is the Devil. Well, then send me straight to Hell because I love this devil's dick.

A Very Happy Birthday to Daniel Craig's Cock

That isn't the only time we saw Craigcock. He also went fully nude when he had bleached hair and a buff bod in 2000's Some Voices. Some Voices must have told him to go fully nude and thankfully he's a good listener. Yet another reason why he is so dreamy.

A Very Happy Birthday to Daniel Craig's CockA Very Happy Birthday to Daniel Craig's Cock

Mr. Rachel Weisz continues to give us thrills whenever he is on screen. Who could help being attracted to this beautiful Brit? Happy birthday, Daniel! May you and your cock have many more years (and nude scenes) to come!