Alphonso McAuley Sexy

Evergreen is the "What's Under the Kilt?" gag, and you just might gag watching Alphonso McAuley in the comedy Cat Run (2011), where he explicitly shows just what is under the kilt. In his case it's a prosthetic penis of a size and girth that would make a Size Queen scream (whether in pleasure or pain we choose not to speculate). It's a bold move for any actor, and especially one who may be better known for his role in the rebooted Fat Albert (2004). Though after seeing him swing his ample (though fake) manhood for the camera it only makes sense that he was featured in the music video "Miracle" by Matisyahu.