We're all loving Walton Goggins right now. Ever since his turn on the third season of The White Lotus, people have been thinking the middle-aged man with a megawatt smile and receding hairline like nobody's business is "actually really hot". There is something kind of hot about him, right? Whether you were watching his brooding character in The White Lotus or you're spending your Sunday nights laughing at his iconic role as Uncle Baby Bill in The Righteous Gemstones, it's okay to admit that you have a crush on Walton Goggins.
But have you seen him nude? Like for real? The Righteous Gemstones is really enjoying showing off Goggins' gemstones, but they are all prosthetics. Every single time. In fact, they all look different which is pretty funny for the outrageous comedy show. They aren't even bothering to use the same prosthetics. Pretty funny sight gag!
That being said, I'm here for real nudity. I'm here for that titillating stuff that feels sensual and taboo. Has Goggins ever gone nude for real? Actually, he has! He's gone nude a few times without the help of prosthetics. Let's take a look at Walton Goggin's amazing body of work (and body!).
In 2000's Red Dirt, a young Walton Goggins took his clothes off while having a casual conversation. It's wild to see him look young and still have the same hairline. He also has the same thick southern accent and bright white teeth. He was a looker even then! He undresses for his co-star and takes an outdoor shower that shows off his bod. I can tell his co-star is peeping!
00:39:11 Walton Goggins takes off his clothes for an outdoor shower that shows his ass. (1 min 50 secs)
Oh, he's also gay in this movie. He has a tender kiss with his co-star Dan Montgomery. It looks like they both enjoy it. If only they could do more! That being said, Walton Goggins has done more nudity.
He also showed his real ass in his first Danny McBride project, Vice Principals. This hilarious TV show stars McBride and Goggins as co-vice principals competing with each other to be interim principal of a school. The two lash out on each other in hilariously immature ways as this show gets increasingly violent, dark, and hysterical.
He has a scene where he is locked out of the house without his pants on. To make matters worse, this is a cruel prank his character's sisters play on him. Maybe the sisters are just trying to help the audience out at their brother's expense. They know we want to see his butt! We see him butt naked as he pounds on the door to get back in. I'd let him in...but I'd keep hiding his pants!
Will Walton Goggins go nude again? The man seems to be enjoying a lot of recognition at the moment. I think he's also enjoying the sexual feelings his fans have for him. I hope that he sees that as a sign to go nude!
