Don’t let his tough guy roles and bad boy looks scare you–-Brett Swain is a handsome hunk that would even warm your mother’s heart. Don't leave the two alone though, unless you want a new stepdaddy. A dreamy Australian, Swain first made us swoon in, well, the movie Australian Dream (1987), before landing small roles on the land down under's boob tube. His first recurring role came when he played Mal Hennessey on the critically lauded family crime drama Janus, but Brett really had us creaming our pants when he appeared on an episode of Halifax f.p. Holy f did we want to see his p-nis, but were nearly just as happy with the look at his buns we did receive on that show. At one point, Brett's character gets raided by the cops, and when they arrest him he's still in his birthday suit. On come the cuffs, but off stay the clothes, and we get to see Brett's tight butt while he's being placed under arrest. We haven't been able to rest peacefully since watching it! You have the right to use that right hand! Brett moved on to have a long run as Griff on the big city lawyer moves to a small coastal town show SeaChange and the dad on the kid's comedy Fergus McPhail, but did appear in some big movies like You and Your Stupid Mate (2005), Ghostrider (2007) and Average Bloke (2015). Brett most recently killed it as Rusty Nail in the comedy Wog Boys Forever (2022). We wish we could nail this awesome Aussie! Brett Swain will make you swoon!
