Michael Kelly. Born in Philly, raised in Georgia, went to school in South Carolina, likes to hang out in New York, and is a big success in Hollywood. You’ve seen him on the big screen in two of Zack Snyder’s flicks, playing CJ in Dawn of the Dead (2004) with Ving Rhames and Steve Lombard in Man of Steel (2013) with Henry Cavill; as Detective Lester Ybarra in Clint Eastwood’s Changeling (2008) with Angelina Jolie; Playing Agent Fuller in Now You See Me (2013) with Mark Ruffalo; and as Charlie Traynor in The Adjustment Bureau (2011) with Matt Damon. On TV, he continued some of those official roles, portraying Agent Ron Goddard on The Sopranos from 2006-2007, Captain Bryan Patterson in the HBO mini-series Generation Kill(2008), and Mike November in Jack Ryan in 2019. And, of course, you know Michael for his role as Doug Stamper, the White House Chief of Staff on the hit Netflix political drama House of Cards. During his tenure in Hollywood’s DC, he got nominated for four primetime Emmy Awards and revealed his naked bod on more than one occasion, showing a surprising amount of muscularity. In one episode, he strips, shows his butt, gets in the shower, and takes a tumble. He breaks his arm and fixes it with duct tape, a wooden spoon, and a lot of swearing, but try not to be distracted by the real prize: a glimpse at the top of his cock, nestled in amongst a lot of dark hair. Dude has hair everywhere but the top of his head.
