There's a lot going on in the world right now, what with the Donald Trump and the pipeline and the pumpkin spice lattes, but in times like these we mustnt forget the things that really matter, like Daniel Radcliffe's hairy ass crack! Let's check it outin depthso we can justunload... our feelings!
It's no secret that Daniel Radcliffe grew up to be a hot hairy hunk, but until the movie Swiss Army Man (on DVD October 4th) it wasn't quite clear if he was packing hot hairy humps. Well he is. In the surreal dramedy, Radcliffe plays acorpse to Paul Dano's marooned and suicidal Hank. Just as Hank has given up hope of being rescued from a deserted island, he sees a farting (you read that correctly) dead body washed ashore, and quickly befriends it ALA Wilson in Cast Away. By harnessing the power of the farts (again, you read that correctly) Hank is able to make it to the mainland.
If the words corpse and farting don't excite your retractable swiss army knife, then just wait until you see the great close-ups here of Radcliffe's soaking wet Harry Pooter!While there's no shortage of butts here at Mr. Man, those of you wanting a little moss on your rolling stones can often be left high and tight. Even known hairy heavy hitters such as Nick Jonas seem to take a trip to the maintenance department, which is a damn shame! As Radcliffe proves, ass cracks were meant to be kept cozy and warm with a coating of ass crack hair, and I won't be told otherwise. Check it out andsee for yourself!
Daniel Radcliffe in Swiss Army Man
