Dreamy and make-ya-creamy are two ways to describe Puerto Rican actor and comedian Carlos Santos. Cutie Carlos grew up on the Island of Enchantment, but is now based out of Los Angeles, where he often performs at the Upright Citizen's Brigade Theater. Carlos got his start doing standup, but got his big break when he landed the hosting gig on Mi TR, MTV Tr3s' bilingual take on Total Request Live. Carlos vs Carson? We'll take either handsome host. When he was done moistening vajayjays as a VJ, he was a guest host for The Real World and The Challenge, before turning to fiction with roles on Austin & Ally and movies like Ghost Team One (2013) and Here She Is (2014). He wrote the Youtube comedy about the leader of Star Command turning to the bottle, Booze Lightyear, then had small roles in episodes of 2 Broke Girls, Bajillion Dollar Properties and The Last Man on Earth. But just when it seemed like abandoning the hosting gigs he was getting early in his career to try and make it as an actor was a huge mistake, Carlos landed the role of Chris Morales on Netflix's Gentefied. Carlos knew the producer from back when the show was a web series, so despite his lack of acting experience Carlos was allowed to audition. He nailed it and was super nailable, so after a bunch of auditions he got the gig. The show's a family drama Mexican-Americans in LA, where Carlos kills it as the chef Chris Morales. In the show's best scene, Carlos finally shows us that he also has a bod. He takes everything off at a rave to show us a chunky butt worth salivating over. Carlos' badonk is all the rave! Then he strolls through his kitchen shirtless. Thanks to his success on that show, Carlos has been cookin in movies like The Valet (2022) and the new Cheaper by the Dozen (2022). We can think of over a dozen dirty things we'd like to do with Carlos Santos!
