The Late Show host Stephen Colbert turns fifty-seven-years-old today, and what better time could there be to check out his surprisingly sexy content on Mr. Man? Some of you may not get this, but I've always had a thing for Stephen Colbert. That masculine thin-lipped wry smile. That thick head of Don Draper-worthy dark locks. That searing wit. That big hairy daddy dick. Hey, a girl can dream!

While we haven't seen Stephen Colbert's penis (yet!) we have gotten a surprising amount of hot content from him, especially considering that he's been doing the talk show thing for most of his career. And sadly talk show hosts usually wear pants. Time to crash the system!

Celebrate Stephen Colbert's Birthday With His Butt Crack And Gay KissCelebrate Stephen Colbert's Birthday With His Butt Crack And Gay Kiss

Stephen Colbert started his career as a comedian and joined the prestigious Chicago improv troupe Second City in the early '90s. It wasn't long before he began landing acting roles - one of which was on the hilarious series Strangers with Candy. The comedy may have been short-lived, but it will never be forgotten here at Mr. Man thanks to Stephen Colbert's hot nude scene. In a 1999 episode titled "Who Wants Cake?" Colbert strips naked in an art studio. He stays strategically covered for most of the scene, but he lets the towel around his waist slip down just enough to give us a look at his hot plump thirty-five-year-old ass!

Celebrate Stephen Colbert's Birthday With His Butt Crack And Gay Kiss

In 2017 Stephen Colbert showed his blurred-out ass during an Emmy Awards opening skit spoofing Westworld.

Celebrate Stephen Colbert's Birthday With His Butt Crack And Gay Kiss

But it was his gay kiss that also went down in 2017 that really boils my Ovaltine. Stephen locks lips with the insanely gorgeous Ryan Murphy muse Finn Wittrock! This scruff-to-scruff moment combined with Stephen's ass crack in Strangers with Candy is enough to do it for me on this rando Thursday. Happy birthday to all of us!