Well happy Monday to us! Millions of Americans officially named one of theirhands Chris Zylkaafter seeing this weekend'sMr. Man-approved full frontal nude sceneon HBO abduction dramaThe Leftovers. Get ready to watch your Chris hand get friskywith your business as wecheck out these pictures of the gorgeous blonde'spenis, balls, and bush.
It seems like a federal offense, but there are a plethora of gorgeous men in Hollywood who refuse to show us their penises and balls. Fellas, we know they're down there, so just let them breath (we're looking at youZacEfron)! We think it's about time to turn the boob tube into the penisand balls tube(catchy name coming soon) and we applaud any actor willing to join in on the cause.
Stunningly sexy Chris Zylka is most likely aware that people like to stare at his down there, becauseThe Leftoversis thesecond peen appearance in the 30-year-old's career. The first isChris'flickKaboom(2010), but even though he's as gorgeous as ever there, Zylka only shows the smallest hint of his big penis. The Leftovers representsthe hunk's main dick debut. After getting it on with Liv Tyler, watch as a pantless Zylka is wrestled to the ground by some men, his junk flopping all around in a great close up shot!
Chris, someday when beautiful peens are all over the small screen, we'll remember you as one of the movement's true tailblazers!
Chris Zylka in The Leftovers
