Chris Zylka Nude

Originally born under the surname “Settlemire, “ Chris took the more common, and equally easily spelled, “Zylka.”  Chris Zylka’s career was launched after a successful guest appearance on 90210.  That leads him to the likes of Cougar Town and 10 Things I hate About You.  But it was his “acting” in Shark Night 3D that popped out to us (or is that better phrased, “caused us to pop out?”). He made us want to sleep with him after we saw him shirtless and seductive in The People I've Slept With (2012). Chris briefly bares his man-hams as the art-class nude model and then, in the feature, Ka-Boom, we exploded all over ourselves when he flashed his pearly whites and equally white ass. There’s also a brief moment alone where he attempts to jettison a payload of his own making into his own mouth but in order to see Chris' rocket head over to his insanely sexy scene in HBO drama The Leftovers. Watch as Zylka flashes major flopping penis and balls while getting wrestled to the ground by some men! We’re gonna keep our eyes open for this blonde hunk! While we all wait for more sexy stuff from this babe, you can find him looking sexy as hell in movies like Shark Night 3D (2011) and The Death & Life of John F. Donovan (2019). With any luck, Mr. Man will continue to find more masturbation fuel from the peerlessly hot Chris Zylka. Keep up the good work Chris, and we'll keep up our end too!