Originally born under the surname “Settlemire, “ Chris took the more common, and equally easily spelled, “Zylka.” Chris Zylka’s career launched after a successful guest appearance on 90210. That lead him to the likes of Cougar Town and 10 Things I hate About You. But it was his “acting” in Shark Night 3D that popped out to us (or is that better phrased, “caused us to pop out?”). He made us want to sleep with him after we saw him shirtless and seductive in The People I've Slept With (2012). Chris briefly bares his man-hams as the art-class nude model and then, in the feature, Ka-Boom, we exploded all over ourselves when he flashed his pearly whites and equally white ass. There’s also a brief moment alone where he attempts to jettison a payload of his own making into his own mouth but in order to see Chris' rocket head over to his insanely sexy scene in HBO drama The Leftovers. Watch as Zylka flashes major flopping penis and balls while getting wrestled to the ground by some men! We’re gonna keep our eyes open for this blonde hunk!