Neil Patrick Harris rocketed into the fantasies of Americans everywhere with his breakthrough role as the titular Doogie Howser, M.D. Who didn't want to play doctor with this young stud? And if you don't believe in second acts in American lives, then you've not been paying attention to Neil's career. He's a star of stage and screen, even hosting the Tony Awards and bringing that little-watched ceremony back in popularity, and making history with the highly rated musical web series Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog (2008). He loves magic and proves magical as the womanizing Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother (2005). He doesn't pull a rabbit out of his package in the episode "The Broken Code," where he's sunbathing in tight red swim trunks, but he does show off his ab-tastic body. Those abs are sweet, but his cute little butt that he briefly flaunted in The Man in the Attic (1995) is that much sweeter. We were stewing in jealousy and horniness when NPH swapped a passionate smooch with his husband David Burtka in A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas (2011). Mr. Man would love to see these two dudes’ packages under his Christmas tree! The goofy western A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014) served up some shirtless, underwear-clad fun from Neil, but the real thrill came when the handsome talent showed off his buns and cock during a sex scene that quickly goes south in the mystery thriller Gone Girl (2014). Let’s hope that this is just the tip of the iceberg in regards to NPH’s nude contributions! He's now helming his very own variety show called Best Time Ever With Neil Patrick Harris, so we can only hope his idea of the "best time ever" is the same as ours.