How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014)

Sit down, kids, and let me tell you the story of How I Met Your Mother. This CBS show is a traditional sitcom with a non-traditional twist: The present action takes place in the year 2030, with most of the plot unfolding in flashbacks to around 2005. Though the story revolves around Ted (Josh Radnor) divulging the details of his courtship to their unknown for eight seasons mother (Cristin Millioti) to his two tots (David Henrie and Lyndsy Fonseca). But before he gets to the point, he has to tell the kids all about his misadventures with former Canadian teen pop sensation turned NYC news anchor Robin Scherbatsky (Cobie Smulders), the ultra-horny teacher Lily (Alyson Hannigan)and her lawyer husband Marshall (Jason Segel), and their suit-wearing womanizing friend who lives and dies by the "bro code" Barney (Neil Patrick Harris). While fans compared this one to Friends with MacLaren's Pub acting as a defacto Central Perk, HIMYM was set apart by constant references to future events that left fans looking forward to upcoming episodes, as well as zany running gags like never finding out what Barney did for a job, the gang all having doppelgangers around the city, and Ted using "Eating sandwiches" as a censoring tactic to avoid telling his kids that they were smoking marijuana. Sure, he tells them all about the random hotties he hooked up with over the course of nine seasons, but he can't let them know he was Puffing the Magic Dragon. If you want How I Met Your Mother to get you all hot and bothered, tune into episode #188 where NPH and Josh Radnor are shirtless and sexy as they lay out on a beach deck and pretend like they are in the movie Weekend at Bernie's (1989)! There's also a scene where Neil Patrick Harris spends the Fourth of July chilling poolside in an Uncle Sam hat and a tiny pair of red skivvies. Nothing like some good outline of dick to get you feeling patriotic! But while those fellas were stars, it was Adam Paul that changed the game with his sex tactics. Adam's character likes to do "The Naked Man" where he strips naked for an unsuspecting woman in hopes she'll find him so pathetic she'll sleep with him. It works about two out of every three times. When he tries it on Ted's eventual wife, he looks pretty good with just a cello covering his cock! How skinnovative! How I Met Your Mother will have you horny as a mother!