Prison is tough on the inside but, as we learn in the sweat-puke-and-AIDS-blood-drenched HBO smash Oz (1997), prisoners themselves have all kinds of tender parts on their insides. Set in the experimental Oswald Correctional Facility, Oz chronicled the never less than over-the-top antics of hardened (in every sense) felons, including philosophical cripple Augustus (Harold Perrineau), white-power whack-job Schillinger (J.K. Simmons), sensitive soul Beecher (Lee Tergesen), and crooked-hat-wearing Adebisi (Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje). The penitentiary is packed to the rafters with lengthy peen and beefy hotcakes. Seth Gilliam, Lord Jamar, Fred Koehler, Christopher Meloni, Evan Seinfeld, and Eamonn Walker are just some of the bevy of brave bulky boys baring their do-badder bodies behind bars that will have you doing time in solitary.