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The brawny and cocky-looking Christopher Meloni has made a name for himself playing tough guys on television, most notably as sociopath killer Chris Keller in the prison drama series Oz. It’s on the gritty television show where you can see where Christopher earned his nickname as “Meloni the Magnificent.” The hunky actor unabashedly shows off every inch of his magnificent member. We’d like to be locked up with him! With his blue-eyed gaze and rugged looks, Christopher scored recurring roles on the boob tube in Misery Loves Company, NYPD Blue, Homicide: Life on the Street, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, and True Blood. On the big screen, Christopher flashed his ass in Wet Hot American Summer (2001), and he sported some zebra print bikini briefs in Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004). What a sport! Christopher showed off his acting flexibility by co-starring in the horror flick Carriers (2009) and by portraying Cubs legend Leo Durocher in 42 (2013). He next went buns out in the 2016 movie Almost Friends. And on the series Pose (2018), he makes us want to strike a pose in our pants when we see him in his underwear. 
He's makes us extra happy in HAPPY! when he is shirtless in several episodes to let us ogle his chest fuzz. We also get to see his ass in nearly every episode. C'mon get happy! No role is too small or too large for the handsome hunk. Mr. Man hopes Christopher’s magnificence will be showcased again sometime soon. He’s a sight for sore loins!

HAPPY! Nude - as Nick Sax
Nude, butt Ep. 01x01 | 00:30:25 Christopher Meloni bares his butt through his hospital gown! (52 secs)
Nude, butt Ep. 01x01 | 00:40:40 Christopher Meloni shows more ass through his hospital gown! (45 secs)
Nude, butt Ep. 01x02 | 00:03:30 Christopher Meloni takes off running in a hospital gown, showing his bare ass! (1 min 34 secs)
Nude, butt, straight, shirtless Ep. 01x03 | 00:09:31 Christopher Meloni bares his ass while humping a lady in a storage room! (25 secs)
Nude, butt Ep. 01x07 | 00:33:50 The butt is back! Meloni yet again delivers on HAPPY!, this time by flashing his ass during a crazy filming scene. (2 mins 24 secs)
Nude, butt Ep. 01x07 | 00:37:00 This super kinky almost pegging scene features hot shirtlessness from Chris and even hotter ass from Pat! (56 secs)
Nude, butt, shirtless Ep. 02x01 | 00:04:56 We're HAPPY to see Chris Meloni wake up nude, but it's too bad we don't see Meloni's manhood. (38 secs)
Nude, butt Ep. 02x04 | 00:38:12 Christopher Meloni has no pants as he sits on a toilet and an animated tentacle comes up from behind and pushes him off. Don't ya hate it when that happens? (54 secs)
Almost Friends Nude - as Howard
Nude, butt 00:56:00 Christopher Meloni bares his beautiful ass! (15 secs)
Wet Hot American Summer Nude - as Gene
Nude, butt 00:01:18 It's the ol' wearing-an-apron-without-pants scene. Nice butt, Christopher! (23 secs)
Oz Nude - as Chris Keller
Nude, butt, penis, balls, shirtless Ep. 02x04 | 00:52:49 Christopher lets it all hang out in the shower with Lee. Soapy and sexy! (1 min 32 secs)
Nude, underwear, gay, penis Ep. 02x05 | 00:43:00 Christopher consoles Lee by grabbing his penis. What a good friend! (33 secs)
Nude, underwear, gay, shirtless, bulge, butt Ep. 02x06 | 00:42:57 Lee shows a bit of his branded butt after waking up from a nightmare. (1 min 14 secs)
Nude, butt, penis, balls, shirtless Ep. 02x06 | 00:54:29 Christopher shows some nice full frontal while being thrown into solitary. (16 secs)
Nude, penis, balls, shirtless Ep. 04x06 | 00:25:37 A long look at Christopher's penis while he pees in a bucket. (30 secs)
Nude, butt, penis, balls, shirtless Ep. 04x06 | 00:31:37 Christopher gives a full frontal show in the shower. (1 min 5 secs)
Nude, butt, penis, balls, shirtless Ep. 05x08 | 00:33:29 Christopher's a real trooper. He shows butt and full frontal while talking to a religious lady. Looks like Christopher's blessed! (1 min 8 secs)
Nude, butt, shirtless, penis, balls Ep. 04x11 | 00:46:50 Brian and Christopher heat up the prison shower. Nice look at Christopher's johnson! (49 secs)

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