The brawny and cocky-looking Christopher Meloni has made a name for himself playing tough guys on television, most notably as sociopath killer Chris Keller in the prison drama series Oz. It’s on the gritty television show where you can see where Christopher earned his nickname as “Meloni the Magnificent.” The hunky actor unabashedly shows off every inch of magnificent member. We’d like to be locked up with him! With his blue-eyed gaze and rugged looks, Christopher scored reccurring roles on the boob tube in Misery Loves Company, NYPD Blue, Homicide: Life on the Street, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, and True Blood. On the big screen, Christopher flashed his ass in Wet Hot American Summer (2001), and he sported some zebra print bikini briefs in Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004). What a sport! Christopher showed off his acting flexibility by co-starring in the horror flick Carriers (2009) and by portraying Cubs legend Leo Durocher in 42 (2013). He's makes us extra happy in HAPPY! (2017) when he is shirtless in several episodes to let us ogle his chest fuzz. We also get to see his ass in nearly every episode. C'mon get happy! No role is too small or too large for the handsome hunk. Mr. Man hopes Christopher’s magnificence will be showcased again sometime soon. He’s a sight for sore loins!