A great number of actors can be described as “hot.” Fewer can be described as “painfully hot.” And once in a while, an actor comes along who can only be described as “excruciatingly hot.” That actor is People Magazine’s 2011 Sexiest Man Alive, Bradley Cooper, whose piercing blue eyes and stubble make him look like a hotter Miami Vice-era Don Johnson. If only Brad would show us his Don Johnson! After a 1999 appearance on Sex and the City, Bradley shared a surprisingly steamy sex scene with Michael Ian Black in the 80s retro camp comedy Wet Hot American Summer. That had us all playing with our Rubik’s cubes! It was the raunchy 2009 buddy comedy The Hangover that really launched Bradley’s career. While Ed Helms played a p-whipped dentist, and Zach Galifianakis played a deranged weirdo, Bradley upped the hotness quotient with his performance as their cool and handsome best friend. He won acclaim for his performance in 2012’s Silver Linings Playbooks, but we are more interested in the most appropriately titled movie of Mr. Cooper’s career, the 2008 fright flick Midnight Meat Train. Two questions: How can we get on that train and how many tunnels does it go through? Luckily, we got a brief glimpse of this guys buns on Burnt (2015), which exactly sums up how we feel when we look at that them: hot as hell.