Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)

Two best buddies get the munchies and set out on what will become the ultimate stoner snack run in Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004). Harold (John Lee) is a nerdy investment banker who gets bullied by his frat boy coworkers, only to come home and be too scared to talk to his hot neighbor Maria (Paula Garces). Harold (Kal Penn) is a lazy dude rebelling against his Indian parent's demand that he become a doctor, even though he knows he's better than he's currently behaving. The pair are longtime best friends who connect over dealing with racist bullying and an obsession with marijuana. One night, they get high and decide they need White Castle. Not Burger King. Not Mickey D's. It has to be White Castle. But when the nearest one is closed down, the pair set out on a lifechanging road trip that will see them dealing with a cocaine addicted, criminal version of Neil Patrick Harris, racist cops, a threesome loving backwoods hillbilly (Christopher Meloni) and all sorts of other crazy stuff. After getting arrested, riding a cheetah, and doing battle with a raccoon, will Roldy and Kumar get those baby burgers that they've been craving? Talk about time changing circumstances! Eventual White House employee Kal Penn gives us a great view of his spicy Indian caboose while he stands nude in front of a mirror trimming his pubes. When he is interrupted by Harold, he scrambles to pull on his pants and hide what he is doing. He isn’t in the greatest shape and the scene is played for laughs, but it is still hot enough to get the juices flowing. That seat meat is what Mr. Man is craving! Before he was a bigtime podcaster, Bobby Lee showed his chubby belly while dancing at a wild part, while Christopher Meloni's boil covered body is kind've gross, but kind've hot. Maybe only if you smoke a little pot! Forget the sliders, Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle will have you sliding into these fella's DM's!