Wild Hogs (2007)

Tim Allen, John Travolta, Martin Lawrence, and William H. Macy are the Wild Hogs (2007); four middle aged best friends who cruise around the safest streets on their fancy motorcycles to fend off their midlife crises. But these are suburban softies, not hardcore bikers. Doug (Tim Allen) is an orthodontist, Woody (John Travolta) is a lawyer, Bobby (Martin Lawrence) is a plumber with a total Karen of a wife named Karen (Tichina Arnold), and Dudley (William H. Macy) is a nerdy computer expert who can never get dates. They decide to hit the open road on their choppers and head to the Pacific all the way from Cincinnati, but at a pit stop in New Mexico, the hogs have a run in with “The Del Fuegos”, a local, very legitimate biker gang led by Jack Blade (Ray Liotta). True bike riding badasses, the Del Fuegos call them posers, steal one of the Hog’s bikes, and dress them down in an embarrassing way. Refusing to be treated like that by a bunch of biker bullies, Woody steals the bike back and accidentally burns their biker bar to the ground. Now, the Del Fuegos are coming after The Wild Hogs looking to turn them into bacon bits! Will the biker dads be able to fend off the one percenters? This may be Wild Hogs but there’s definitely a lack of wild laphog in this one. However, in a skinny-dipping scene William H. Macy and John C. McGinley both shows off their tasty pasty buns in the lake. McGinley is a cop who keeps running into the group when it looks like they're doing gay stuff. At this point they're all skinnydipping, and he's convinced it's a giant orgy. He strips down to join the fun, which lets us see his awesome buns! Mr. Man would love to go hog wild with any of the Wild Hogs!