Porky's (1982)

In its own way as influential as The Godfather (1972) or Shaft (1971), and like them never surpassed in the genre they helped create, the legendary flick Porky’s (1982) set the bar for raunchy hilarity that few teen sex comedies ever approached, never mind surpassed. Directed by Bob Clark a year before he made A Christmas Story (1983), the movie centers around the misadventures of high school horndogs in 1950's Florida. Our All-American boys are horny and the girls in school aren't putting out, so they head to the titular titty bar run by a dude named Porky (Chuck Mitchell) and try to trade cash for gash. Porky takes their dough, but dumps them in a swamp, broke and blue balled. For a while, we watch as they set out for revenge, but when that's taken care of, they pull the now iconic peep hole in the girl's shower trick. One dude (Wyatt Knight) tries to use it as a glory hole, which leads the girl's gym teacher (Nancy Parsons) to become obsessed with figuring out which boy's pecker that mole covered manhood was. A box office Blockbuster despite some critics lambasting it, this one had critics bursting with laughter and busting to all the hotness. While there was plenty of lady nudity, we got a whole lot of handsome men who were willing to show off their hogs in Porky's. At one point in the movie, all the dudes are hanging out in a whorehouse, sitting naked and waiting to get their turn with a woman turning tricks. Rod Ball, Tony Ganios, Dan Monahan, Jack Mulcahy, and Cyril O’Reilly are all sitting side by side totally naked, but when they're attacked, they all hop up and run, showing franks and bun while they flee the scene. Hey boys, why not play with each other's toys? But a huge subplot of the film revolves around Wyatt Knight jamming his junk into the peephole and letting the gym teacher give it a yank. That'll make you wank! Mr. Man would love a turn if her arms get tired! We'd be happy to pork any of those young hotties in Porky's!