Michael Winterbottom’s erotic drama 9 Songs (2004) will make your heart sing and your penis go schwing! That’s because the British filmmaker takes onscreen nudity in mainstream movies to the next level with this kinky treatise. The sexy story centers around an English glaciologist (Kieran O’Brien) who has some racy recollections. While working at the South Pole, he can’t stop thinking about his brief but intense relationship with an American student named Lisa (Margo Stilley). As such, he indulges in some fleshy flashbacks. In fact, you may feel a glacier forming in your pants while watching the two intellectuals banging their brains out in his flat. Kieran’s nude scenes come early and often, whether he’s dancing naked with his lady lust or simply strutting his stuff in the buff. Every inch of his impressive body, including his North Pole, is on full display. Thanks to a skinematic blow- and hand-job, we are treated to an actual money shot via a close-up of his fully-erect rod and thick bush. Suffice it to say, the dude’s privates are made public at the pic’s 00:03:24, 00:08:40, 00:21:00, 00:22:4, 00:26:48, 00:32:39, 00:49:39, 00:56:13, and 01:00:20 marks. In other words, Mr. O’Brien sets a new standard for onscreen male nudity due to this movie. The motion picture has everything from fellatio and cunnilingus to scenes of vaginal penetration and male ejaculation, with genital fondling and a foot-job in between! Since Kieran’s naked ass, sack, and erect shaft are so hot, he could melt a polar ice cap!