Fish Tank (2009)

Katie Jarvis stars as Mia, a disaffected teen trapped in the housing projects of Essex who dreams of dancing her way into a better life in the highly acclaimed British drama Fish Tank (2009). The 2010 BAFTA winner for "Outstanding British Film" centers around Mia Williams, a lonely fifteen-year-old girl who loser her only friend (Sarah Bayes) and resorts to spending her time getting drunk and practicing hip hop dance moves in an empty apartment. When Mia’s barfly mom (Kierston Wareing) brings home her latest boyfriend, Connor (Michael Fassbender), a sexual attraction quickly develops between the teen and the older man. After all sorts of flirting, they have sex, only for Mia to find out that he's got a girlfriend other than her mom. Throw in the realization that the big dance contest she signed up for is secretly a stripper recruitment thing, and Mia's life's a real mess. At least she's got a young traveler boy (Harry Treadaway) to keep her company. Can he compare to Michael Fassbender? Obviously not. Shame (2011) on you for even asking! We don't get any full frontal from Fassbender in this one like we do in that much more erotic flick, but there's still some steamy stuff for you to take off your pants and have a good Fish Tank spank. At one point Michael walks into the kitchen shirtless while Mia's practicing her dancing. She stops to leer at his amazing abs as he pours himself a glass of milk. Yeah, that'll have you creaming! Then, we see him in his undies as he's getting dressed for work, and finally get to see him in bed giving it to Mia's mom. That had Mia and me so horny! We'd sure like to hip hop on Michael Fassbender and do the no pants dance after watching Fish Tank!