Mrs Henderson Presents (2005)

When the bombs were dropping on London, one crazy old lady decided that England needed to see stacked women unleashing their bombs since, for some, mams always boost morale! This wild but true story is outlined in the British comedy flick Mrs. Henderson Presents (2005). Upper-crust widow Laura Henderson (Judi Dench) lost her son to a gas attack during World War One and has been trying to take her mind off it for decades. She decides that the best way to do this is to create the Windmill Theatre: an underground vaudeville revue featuring genuine nude women. She actually gets the OK from the government, if only her nude models remain still as statues or nude paintings, even if the pants of the audience stir uncontrollably. When the Nazis attack, her theatre is underground, so she declares that it should stay open. While the government becomes concerned about the crowds the theatre is attracting, Mrs. Henderson argues that these poor young boys need to see some titties before they're sent to their deaths fighting for The Queen. Oddly enough, that concept is a persuasive one, and the theatre never closes at any point during the war. Sure, for some dudes, boobs will take their minds off of all those booms, but what about for the men who prefer men? Well, at one point in the movie, a few of the fellas decide to strip down and hop on stage to add some dick to the nude tableaux. Is that scene a present for Mr. Man? Both Bob Hoskins and Will Young unleash their little misters before Judi Dench walks in and spoils the fun. Bob or will? Either one would do! Keep calm and carry on, fellas! Mr. Man presents... penis!