Based on the life of the notorious Michael Peterson (Tom Hardy), Bronson (2008) tells the story of the United Kingdom’s most violent prisoner, who was renamed Charles Bronson by his fight promoter. With the sole goal of becoming famous, but limited by a lack of talent, the beefy bad guy decides to embrace the persona of a hardened criminal. After robbing a post office, Bronson is arrested and thrown in jail to serve a seven-year sentence, beginning his violence-filled stint in prison that leads to the do-badder spending nearly thirty years in solitary confinement, further building upon his newfound celebrity. Hardy appears nude in multiple scenes, showing off his amazing, super-hero like physique. Drenched in red light and covered with oil, the obscured view of Hardy’s hunky hind and flaccid fellow will have you doing hard time.