Batman Begins (2005)

In 2005 the world watched with 'bated breath as acclaimed director Christopher Nolan took on the challenge of overhauling the Batman franchise. Sure, we were going to miss the hyper erect Bat-nipples that made 1997's Batman & Robin so memorable, but Nolan wanted to take Batman in a darker, more dramatic direction. What we got was the start of one of the most successful rollouts of superhero movies ever. Together with The Dark Knight and The Dark Knight Rises, Batman Begins truly was the beginning of a new era of this iconic American figure. And what a figure it is! In Batman Begins, Christian Bale plays a sexy young THOT named Bruce Wayne who learns that a group of bad guys plan to destroy Gotham City. He uses his martial arts training, money, and panache for branding to cook up the one and only Batman. We probably don't need to tell you that Christian Bale's best nudity to date can be found in American Psycho. Sadly he doesn't go psycho with the nudity in Batman Begins, but we do get a great look at his Bat-boobs! Bale casually wakes up in the morning shirtless with his ripped muscles glistening in a beam of light. Then he throws Alfred a boner by jumping on the floor to do some pushups! I know porn when I see it. Christian Bale is one of the sexiest and most talented actors of his generation, and we will take any opportunity to see his flawless body in action. Remember, Batman Begins at conception!