Grind (2003)

Grind is a quintessential early 2000s movie that sees a bunch of dudes traveling across the country to follow their favorite skateboarder. We're totally stoked biotches and dawgs! Long before he faced off with big-dicked Adam Demons in Sex/Life, actor Mike Vogel led this road trip comedy movie. He plays a wannabe skateboarder on a mission to meet his favorite pro skateboarder and hopefully embark on his own professional skateboarding journey. His travels with his bestie Adam Brody (of The OC fame at the time) and together they meet some crazy dudes and have a crazy time. But will professional skateboarding be in Vogel's future? You'll just have to watch Grind to find out. What we're freaking out about is the surprising amount of male nudity here! In a scene that we can only describe as overtly homoerotic, all of the boys line up to pee together on the side of the road. It's easier to compare sizes this way! This sexy shot gives us a look at Mike Vogel's super fat ass and Adam Brody's cute nerd ass. But that's not all. Ehren McGhehey bends over in a moving car to moon his rivals! And David Bowe shows his coin slot while bending over in a very skimpy little outfit. Bro comedies like this may be a thing of the past, but male nudity is forever. Now all we need is a modern sequel, Grind-er!