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Troy (2004)

Brief Nudity

Troy (2004) is the quintessential Greek tale of men fighting the good fight for tail. When Prince Paris of Troy (Orlando Bloom) woos Helen (Diane Kruger), the Queen of Sparta, away from her hubby Menelaus (Brendan Gleeson), the competing kingdoms go to war over her whoring. All is fair in lust and war, with Diane Kruger as the prize.

You’ll be fighting off your own trouser trojan war after seeing these three Greek heroes exposing themselves. 

Helen’s face supposedly launched a thousand ships.  Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom and Eric Bana, with their bare chests and buns launch something too ... but it ain’t ships. 

 

Top Scenes

Nude, butt, shirtless 00:06:55 See a sleeping Pitt's butt crack at the crack of dawn.
Nude, butt, shirtless 01:04:55 Did you know that all the soldiers of the Trojan war man-scaped? Pitt takes off his war gear to show his rear and pubeless pube area.
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Nude, butt, straight, shirtless 01:53:16 More Brad butt as he averts a knifing in the bedroom with the help of his own stabbing tool.
Sexy, shirtless 00:12:16 See Orlando's pubes while he gives his lady a pearl necklace. An actual necklace, perv.
Sexy, shirtless 00:46:18 A hunky Eric Bana cradles a child in a tender moment of fatherhood. The death knell of war interrupts the bonding moment.

Celebs

Brad Pitt

Nude - as AchillesSexy, butt, shirtless, straight

9 Pics & 3 Clips
Orlando Bloom

Sexy - as ParisSexy, shirtless

2 Pics & 1 Clip
Eric Bana

Sexy - as HectorSexy, shirtless

4 Pics & 1 Clip

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