I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (2007)

Adam Sandler and Kevin James play loutish New York City fireman who fake a gay marriage to collect employment benefits in the hit comedy I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007). Chuck Levine (Adam Sandler) owes his life to his fellow NYC fireman Larry Valentine (Kevin James) after he saved his butt while battling a blaze. When Larry's wife dies, he finds out that the only way his kids can get his life insurance policy is if he marries again, so he figures he'll just marry Chuck. Chuck's a womanizer, but he goes through with it and all sorts of homophobic hijinks ensue. From his fellow fireman treating them differently after discovering they're secretly gay, even though they're not, to the pair having to defend their love from fraud investigations, there's all sorts of wild scenes. Throw in the fact that severely straining their ruse is Jessica Biel as the pair's absurdly hot attorney who repeatedly parades about in slinky get-ups that drive the supposed to be gay guys wild, and you can imagine the kinds of jokes Sandler and his crew of cronies come up with. What really drives us wild is the shower scene when Nicholas Turturro, Peter Dante and Ving Rhames show off their wonderful hambags. Truly New York's finest, these fellas are all showering together after a long day keeping The Big Apple safe. We get perky peach from all three, but it's Ving Rhames who bends over after someone drops the soap. Ving shows off his muscular ass with "badass" tattooed across it. Then, he sings "I'm Every Woman" to all the other naked dudes. Oscar winner Alexander Payne cowrote the screenplay, but claims they destroyed it by adding all the Sandler style humor and stupidity. But Mr. Man thinks whoever decided to include the stupid but sexy shower scene is a great writer! After all, it was the only time we got to use our right hand! I Now Pronounce we'd be happy to f*** or marry both Chuck & Larry!