The Deviants (2004)

Weirdos are really not so different from the rest of us, except when the freaks attempt to jump into the dating pool. Oddballs are often at a loss when attempting to hook up and could use some helpful guidance in finding a good fit, from which dilemma springs the premise of the romantic comedy The Deviants (2004). Norm (Doug Dezzani) runs a dating service for people with sexual kinks so quirky, they don't think they can ever find love. Norm himself has trouble achieving the big O, but he makes big bucks via his dating business, so he brings in a woman to be his partner, Monique (Tamara Curry). But while Norm's used to some abnormal people, the new batch of weirdos is next level. From a woman so horny she puts a gun to the head of any dude who won't do her (Angel Boris), to a pool boy who gets off peeing in people's pools (Brad Yoder), all the way to a geezer gay pretending to need a wheelchair so he's at eye level with young dude's dongs (Christopher Bradley), Norm and Monique have their work cut out for them. Of course, they'll end up falling in love as they find matches for all their clients, but not before we see all sorts of strange nudity. The tremendous trio of David Sandercot, Adoni Maropis and Doug Dezzani treat us to a few memorable moments with their gym-induced glutes. David shows his tight butt and wild six-pack when he strips down to hang out with a nudist babe who wants to hang out naked but not get freaky. What a waste! Tag Mr. Man in after seeing that skin! Adoni shows he's a bald and black Adonis when he has sex with a woman while doing a handstand! Gotta hand it to him, that's some impressive lovemaking! And as our main character, Doug strips down a bunch of times trying to figure out how he and his girlfriend can orgasm at the same time. Throw in a crazy scene where Randy Becker licks himself all over, and another where Pierre Sauve shows his buns while tying a string to his thing and seeing if he can get it to stretch, and you'll be up to all sorts of devious behavior watching The Deviants!