Partners (2000)

John Travolta’s brother Joey Travolta is a largely unknown, but rather prolific director with over twenty-one credits to his name. While they're mostly B-movies, Partners (2000) stands out among them in large part because of how much it played on HBO in the early 2000's. Longtime character actor David Paymer plays Bob, an accounting nerd who steals a briefcase containing a top-secret computer program. David plans to try and sell it, only to have it stolen from him by The Drifter (Casper Van Dien) and his sexy girlfriend Angel (Vanessa Angel). The problem is, it doesn't take long for The Drifter to realize he has no clue what this thing is, what it does, or how he's supposed to sell it. Since David's a naive fool liable to get scammed at any moment but The Grifter's a moron who doesn't know how to double click a mouse, they decide to team up. Using The Grifter's crime skills and David's computer know how, the unlikely pair of partners try and keep Detective Lancy (Jenifer Lewis) off their backs while finding a buyer for their stolen goods. But since they're such opposites, and neither trust the other, that's much easier said than done. The body on Casper has always been a make you gasper, which is why you'll love the scene where we see his buns! Casper Van Dien has just finished giving a babe his peen and is sneaking out of the house since her geeky husband Larry (Benjamin King) has just come home. With just his clothes covering his junk, he'll get caught but look so hot that all Larry can do is stare! Come on Larry, you can't compete with that lean hunk of man meat! Then, Casper will turn around and show his ass that's covered in leaves! Hate to see you go but love to watch those leaves! If only he'd shown his private parts in Partners!