The Black Dahlia (2006)

Adopted from James Ellroy’s novel of the same name, Brian De Palma's The Black Dahlia (2006) is a neo-noir crime film that tells the semi-true story of a gruesome unsolved murder that captivated the nation. Set in 1940's Los Angeles, homicide detectives Dwight ‘Bucky’ Bleichert and Lee Blanchard (Josh Hartnett and Aaron Eckhart) are assigned to investigate the murder of aspiring actress Elizabeth Short (Mia Kirchner). It ends up, Elizabeth turned to porn when her movie career wasn't great, which lead the pair to dive into the seedy underbelly of California. Eventually, they'll follow a lead to a lesbian bar where Elizabeth look-alike, Madeleine Linscott (Hilary Swank), likes to let it all hang out. Lee gets so obsessed with the case he starts beating up his blonde bombshell girlfriend Kay (Scarlett Johansson) even though they met when he saved her from the abusive crook Bobby DeWitt (Richard Brake). After DeWitt ends up killing Lee, Bucky will start banging Kay and will even solve the case! Wait, isn't The Black Dahlia one of the most famous unsolved mysteries of all time? Yes, this one takes a lot of liberties with the true story, just like the book it's based on. One part of the movie that's not true but is truly awesome is when Linscott exchanges sex for Bucky Bleichert’s silence, leading to some sexy three-way liaisons. Towards the end of the film, in a post-coital pose, Harnett keeps us happy with a longing look at his lovely body. We get to investigate his chest and interrogate his horny side, before he stands up and gives us a look at his buns. Crime doesn’t pay, but Harnett’s hind end pays dividends that will make you a satisfied shareholder! Forget the Dahlia that's black, we're all about seeing Josh's crack!