She Hate Me (2004)

What would you do if you were fired from your job for snitching on your bosses’ dubious dealings? Would you jump right back into the employment game, tirelessly sending out your resume? Maybe you would take a break and go for a much needed vacation? In She Hate Me (2004), John Henry “Jack” Armstrong (Anthony Mackie) takes the road less traveled when he agrees to impregnate his former fiancée Fatima Goodrich (Kerry Washington) who wants to have a baby with her lesbian partner Alex Guerrero (Dania Ramirez). Jack’s willingness to spread his seed for $10,000 a session soon attracts the attention of other lesbians looking to have children. As you can guess, this Spike Lee flick offended just about everyone on the planet when it was initially released. Not only was it dissed by critics, it was a box office flop. This is in spite of the fact that it features an ensemble cast of A-listers: Bai Ling, Brian Dennehy, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Ellen Barkin, Jim Brown, Monica Bellucci, Ossie Davis, Q-Tip, and Woody Harrelson. If these stars aren’t enough of a draw, the movie also includes views of Mr. Mackie’s muscular body! The nude dude shows us his plump rump while having an awkward interaction with two ladies and a turkey baster at the 33-minute mark. Later, the ebony hunk struts his stuff in the buff when he strips for a bunch of randy women. Fast forward to the 51:53 spot to see Anthony’s abs, ass, and Shaft! Can you dig it?