Deep in the Valley (2009)

Last Action Hero (1993) was about a kid sucked into his favorite action star's newest gun-totin hit, while Pleasantville (1998) was all about a boy sucked into his favorite 1950's sitcom. But if Mr. Man had his choice of movie-world, he'd get sucked into the land of sucking! You know, porno movies! Christian Forte had the same idea when he wrote and directed Deep in the Valley (2009). In the comedy, Lester (Chris Pratt) is a loser working at a liquor store who spends his time collecting porno movies and hanging out with his henpecked best buddy Carl (Brendan Hines). One day, they get an unexpected delivery in the form of a vintage porn viewer machine. Not ones to turn down a look at the goodies, the two step inside and are transported to a crazy world where people constantly act like they’re in a sex flick. There's only one way to tip a pizza boy, a plumber is always ready to lay the pipe, schoolgirls learn lessons the hard way, and don't even get us started on what goes on with the firemen! With beautiful, horny women everywhere, the guys are in heaven until a run in with the police. Rod Cannon (Scott Caan) is the big dicked detective tracking them down, only for the fellas to land at a sorority house. Of course! Carl falls in love with one of the ladies there (Rachel Specter) and the pair have to decide if they'll stay in porn-world or head back to reality. Jay Jablonski plays a poolboy who needs to clean the pool. Of course, since this is porn-world he's totally shirtless and doesn't even have the correct tools. Great peen, but the pool's still green! But the hottest dude in the movie is a pre-fame Chris Pratt. These days he's a humongous megastar, but back in 2009 he was just a dude at the local hospital trying to get some help. Of course, it ends up his nurses are all of the naughty variety, and he ends up flashing a bit of fake ass when they flip him over and decide to do some dirty stuff he probably wasn't ready for! Sorry Starlord, being a porn star's not as fun as you thought it was! Oh well, Deep in the Valley was still the peak of peeking at Chris Pratt!